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Maryland first-grader suspended for pointing fingers at friends, saying 'pow'
Wed Jan 2, 2013
- He should have used his middle finger.
'Revolutionary' banana slicer is newest target of snarky Amazon reviews
Mon Dec 31, 2012
- When banana slicers are outlawed, only outlaws will have banana slicers.
Starvation didn't wipe out saber-toothed cats
Fri Dec 28, 2012
- They became extinct for one reason-- not flossing enough. Those big teeth require extraordinary dental care.
"Get off my lawn!" Why some older men get so grouchy
Fri Dec 28, 2012
- Why? Because true grumpiness takes years of practice, study, personal reflection, and observation of the world around us. Around the age of 60 (I'm 58) we have figured out the world is going to hell in a handcart and we figure it's our solemn duty to express that opinion.
Westboro church threat to picket Newtown sparks call for action
Fri Dec 28, 2012
- They don't need to show up and protest, look at all the publicity they have gotten simply by saying they were going to show up. PETA does the same thing, makes some extraordinarily stupid comment then gets days of free publicity from the news media, opinion pages/columnists, radio talk shows, etc.
Finback whale beached at Breezy Point, N.Y.
Wed Dec 26, 2012
- I've read that whales, on the average, weigh about about 1 ton per foot. Don't know if that applies to all types. Which means this whale might weigh 60 tons, when healthy. It's emaciated, cut that in half to 30 tons. Not an easy project to tackle.
'Unique' smuggling attempt: $42,500-worth of marijuana shot into Ariz. by cannon
Wed Dec 12, 2012
- I suggest we reciprocate-- fire a few rounds of high explosive shells in on 88mm mortar back their direction, which probably cost less than the drugs.
$550 million will buy you a lot of ... misery
Wed Nov 28, 2012
- One of the Getty family supposedly said, "I've been rich. I've been poor. Rich is better." and that's good enough for me. When I win, I'm changing my name to Thurston Howell III. Probably end out taking a 3 hour boat trip in Hawaii. Sounds like fun.
As Thanksgiving nears, 'Frankenturkey' attacks in Connecticut
Thu Nov 15, 2012
- Had Franklin succeeded, I guess I'd be hunting bald eagles for Thanksgiving dinner, instead of the wild turkeys in the spring. I can't really imagine a Butterball Bald Eagle, or for vegans, a tofeagle.
Man admits Election Day burglary of Nancy Pelosi house, cops say
Thu Nov 8, 2012
- Rumor has it the guy had grabbed 38 cases of Botox vials, which was estimated to last her about 1 year.

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